The The silliest place of Squidingle Land is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Squidingle Kit with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 2.425 billion kits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squidingle kit's hometurf. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Squidingle Landian economy, worth 246 trillion Mintydollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,750 Mintydollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squidingle Land's national animal is the Mint Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Choice.

Squidingle Land is ranked 256,112^th in the world and 1^st in Squidingle Empire for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -3.46 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.