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The Belles of St Trinnian

“Fourth Form Forever!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The European Union

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St Trinnian

Population28.715 billion

CurrencyPound
AnimalFlash Harry

The Belles of St Trinnian is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.715 billion St Trinnian Girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a St Trinnian Girl economy, worth a remarkable 4,072 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 141,842 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,762 per year while the poor average 33,343, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. St Trinnian's national animal is the Flash Harry, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

St Trinnian is ranked 36,167th in the world and 1st in The European Union for Most Influential, scoring 811 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,007thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,383rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,388thLargest Populations: 2,505thHighest Economic Output: 2,655thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,480thMost Armed: 4,384thMost Avoided: 4,897thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,745thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,892ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,361stFattest Citizens: 7,376thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,416thLargest Mining Sector: 10,500thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,724thTop
10%
Safest: 12,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,583rdMost Stationary: 14,589thHighest Average Incomes: 15,482ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,615thLargest Retail Industry: 18,456thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,592ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,217thMost Conservative: 22,046th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : St Trinnian's influence in The European Union fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : St Trinnian's influence in The European Union rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".

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