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The Belles of St Trinnian

“Fourth Form Forever!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The European Union

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St Trinnian

Population27.434 billion

CurrencyPound
AnimalFlash Harry

The Belles of St Trinnian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.434 billion St Trinnian Girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a St Trinnian Girl economy, worth a remarkable 3,891 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 141,842 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,762 per year while the poor average 33,343, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. St Trinnian's national animal is the Flash Harry, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

St Trinnian is ranked 71,201st in the world and 3rd in The European Union for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.17 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,105thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,469thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,533rdHighest Economic Output: 2,544thLargest Populations: 2,565thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,685thMost Armed: 3,988thMost Avoided: 4,478thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,911thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,121stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,901stFattest Citizens: 6,664thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,151stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,308thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,337thLargest Mining Sector: 8,723rdTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,560thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,563rdSafest: 11,095thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,908thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,150thHighest Average Incomes: 15,472ndMost Stationary: 16,005thLargest Retail Industry: 16,506th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Fattest Citizens.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.

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