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The Belles of St Trinnian

“Fourth Form Forever!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The European Union

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St Trinnian

Population36.36 billion

CurrencyPound
AnimalFlash Harry

The Belles of St Trinnian is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.36 billion St Trinnian Girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a St Trinnian Girl economy, worth a remarkable 5,156 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 141,829 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,720 per year while the poor average 33,340, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. St Trinnian's national animal is the Flash Harry, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

St Trinnian is ranked 9,298th in the world and 1st in The European Union for Most Stationary, with 2,467.54305271588 days.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,945thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,978thLargest Populations: 2,234thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,787thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 3,163rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,645thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,618thMost Armed: 7,863rdFattest Citizens: 9,203rdMost Stationary: 9,298thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,531stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,682ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,304thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,352ndSafest: 13,434thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,879thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,329thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,463rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,894thLargest Mining Sector: 19,434thHighest Average Incomes: 25,444thLargest Retail Industry: 25,484thMost Conservative: 25,932nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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