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The Belles of St Trinnian

“Fourth Form Forever!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The European Union

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St Trinnian

Population28.277 billion

CurrencyPound
AnimalFlash Harry

The Belles of St Trinnian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.277 billion St Trinnian Girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a St Trinnian Girl economy, worth a remarkable 4,010 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 141,842 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,762 per year while the poor average 33,343, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. St Trinnian's national animal is the Flash Harry, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

St Trinnian is ranked 44,377th in the world and 2nd in The European Union for Most Pro-Market, scoring 62.75 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,057thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,351stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,454thLargest Populations: 2,509thHighest Economic Output: 2,613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,566thMost Armed: 4,157thMost Avoided: 4,708thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,323rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,898thFattest Citizens: 7,217thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,816thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,171stLargest Mining Sector: 9,773rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,228thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,451stSafest: 12,257thMost Stationary: 15,041stHighest Average Incomes: 15,407thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,512thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,974thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,421stLargest Retail Industry: 18,444th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : St Trinnian's influence in The European Union fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : St Trinnian's influence in The European Union rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : St Trinnian's influence in The European Union fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : St Trinnian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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