The Holy Money of Stal Valley is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ultimate evil money leader XVII with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.972 billion Stal Vallains are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Stal Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 285,119 Monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,331,845 per year while the poor average 7,470, a ratio of 312 to 1.

Stal Valleyian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, Stal Vallains must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stal Valley's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stal Valley is ranked 314,566^th in the world and 5,901^st in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 0.91 Atheism Rate.