The Russian Federation of Stand USA is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.097 billion USAians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremont. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient USAian economy, worth 384 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,035 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stand USA's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stand USA is ranked 38,552^nd in the world and 388^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 124,035.25 Standard Monetary Units.