The Haderanian Polity of Star City is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.974 billion Sideroi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Star City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Sidereal economy, worth a remarkable 5,693 trillion Very-Fungible Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,682 Very-Fungible Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, only the brainiest citizens become academics, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Star City's national animal is the Utahraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Star City is ranked 502^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Proletariat Coalition for Lowest Crime Rates, with 199.44 law-abiding acts per hour.