The Stratocracy of Star Kingdom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Celestine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.228 billion Royals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Royal economy, worth 850 trillion Souls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,743 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Star Kingdom. Crime is totally unknown. Star Kingdom's national animal is the Sea Star, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Honor.

Star Kingdom is ranked 20,960^th in the world and 778^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 302,152 Standard Monetary Units.