The Gaelic State of Éire of Starsight is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.655 billion Irishmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teamhair. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Irish economy, worth 157 trillion Punt na hÉireanns a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,044 Punt na hÉireanns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starsight's national animal is the Irish hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starsight is ranked 36,919^th in the world and 60^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.05 law-abiding acts per hour.