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The Federation of State of Iowa

“Build it and they will come!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific


State of Iowa

Population878 million

LeaderWill the Farm King


The Federation of State of Iowa is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Will the Farm King with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 878 million State of Iowans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unionville. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The powerhouse State of Iowan economy, worth 93.6 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,564 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, Will the Farm King goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Iowa's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

State of Iowa is ranked 54,106th in the world and 2,185th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 603rdTop
Most Influential: 1,906thMost Secular: 5,988thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,445thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,134thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,462ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,572ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,150th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 210th in the regionMost Secular: 227th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 268th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 309th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 349th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 564th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in State of Iowa, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in State of Iowa, Will the Farm King goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in State of Iowa, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in State of Iowa, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in State of Iowa, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in State of Iowa, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • : Following new legislation in State of Iowa, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : State of Iowa was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in State of Iowa, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : State of Iowa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 197 » Jaila, Erinor, Curlyhoward, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Quiescent, Nova Montron, Si-topia, Volaworand, Bear Connors Paradiso, Xandev, Jaxon, Saciu, The Solar System Scope, Iristead, Ufask, Tsunamy, Hanguk-Nippon, Japanese Federal Republic, Wehraboos, Luddinlande, Linguiniland, GI-Land, Awjan, Aidenfieeld, Havenfell, Kholdan, Anachronolandia, Aumeltopia, Noire Denholm, Dankstergrad, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Jehenna, Centristvill, Sthalrim, Nowa Europa, Seliyan progressive Islands, Tsvetania, Barabarom, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Land Without Shrimp, The ColdWyvernian Undead, Darakin, Theorin, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Kiasu-ism, Whimichy, The United Expanse, Vincent Field, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Rebel-topia, and 147 others.Nothanksbutseriously, Utondara, Sedunn, Jahass, USNE2018, Academy of Umbrellas, Escevola, Sonnydesh, FreeFishers, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Wyatonians, Akindom, Farengeto, Dasko, Bod Wareenaland, Drugged Monkeys, Transtemporal Shifts, Phanama, Pays de Loire, Choodox, Ostanasia, Ariankido, Agalaesia, Churumduul, Zhelenitsa, Okoria, Shadow-Land, New Juan Carlos Land, Spearos, Caer Krasinet, Los Lonley Boys, Holy Chimerland, P R of China, Cairfield, Rascium, Lorora3, Salguod, WTP All the good names are taken, Southern Numenor, The Filippinas, Stoniamera, Unidum, Cublish, Qawe, Silberne Wache, Cypheri, Yellunstryer, Democratic Parndia, Frandlia, Staubsaugen, Laluna Isle, Prefesia, Republic Clovakh, Amutien, Nankyoku Tairiku, The naked people, Madhonia, A leftover country, Sanden, Novagentum, North Erfton, Dereistic, Fuso and Chunggu, Illinoisan, Esfalsa, Great Andora, The West Valley Mountains, Uncastania, Center Lisle, Cantoron, Angevin Britannia, Pulaski Republic, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Upper Tyrconnel, Farelonia, Mew Nation, Darbor, Terranous, Beegees, PenguinPies, Amerion, Wild Space, Kringalia, Great Africans, Rabbitz, Aveerya, Beepee, Cuuldere, Drystar, Hyypia, German Hapsburg, Pax Dracon, Calistan, Mirutania, Poopisiya, Linden Oak, North Catimestistrianes, Maeiland, Raelsa, Aguatania, Freedwanda, A Frog Dimension, New Prenalia, PASTIR, Aneas, KIROVET, Floofoland, Potion Seller, Walloonia, Oceanfront, United Federated States of Omega, Myr Nyr, Lakalvesoman, Bergenu, Janapuri, Ancient Slobovia, Milvands, Negoshi, Ridehale, Crystal Creation, Higash, Westoc Kinness, Freedoom, Aurcania, Lincoln Village, Srevana, Tilsley, Vos Dothrak, Jennaterra, Bedain, BootJack, Dubbayoo, Kuddles, Oreo States, World United, Ketathinamiri Islands, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, UnShleepd, Solega, Torrenti, Ligerland, New Briantown, Rendania, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Imperial Duck, Pelland, and Fristed.

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