The Theocracy of Status Civitatis Vaticanae is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 539 million Status Civitatis Vaticanaeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The Status Civitatis Vaticanaean economy, worth 26.1 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,420 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, Harry Potter books are banned, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Status Civitatis Vaticanae's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Status Civitatis Vaticanae is ranked 136,314^th in the world and 8^th in The Equator for Nudest, with 141.75 cheeks per square mile.