“Kindness, loyalty, strength”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of Staubsaugen is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.423 billion Staubsaugenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreck. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Staubsaugenian economy, worth 174 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,950 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, movie references are legally admissible in court, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Staubsaugen's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Staubsaugen's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Staubsaugen, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
- : Following new legislation in Staubsaugen, movie references are legally admissible in court.
- : Following new legislation in Staubsaugen, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Staubsaugen, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
- : Following new legislation in Staubsaugen, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Staubsaugen, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Staubsaugen, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Staubsaugen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Staubsaugen, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
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