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The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes

“urth: no u cant colonise this! me: haha musket go boom”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific

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Staynes

Population7.971 billion

CapitalSani Bursil
LeaderLambertus VII
FaithThaerism

CurrencyKirib
AnimalAuroran Cheetah

The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lambertus VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.971 billion Staynes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sani Bursil. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Staynish economy, worth 934 trillion Kiribs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,289 Kiribs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Staynish Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown. Staynes's national animal is the Auroran Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thaerism.

Staynes is ranked 38,350th in the world and 973rd in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 196.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 126thMost Influential: 445thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 862ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,241stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,794thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,812thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,358thMost Secular: 7,643rdTop
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Most Cultured: 11,242ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,683rdNicest Citizens: 16,058thMost Pacifist: 16,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,025thMost Inclusive: 17,100thMost Developed: 17,628thHighest Economic Output: 18,316thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,687thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,936thMost Efficient Economies: 20,289thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,394th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 128th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 267th in the regionMost Secular: 273rd in the regionLargest Populations: 276th in the regionMost Cultured: 279th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 309th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 397th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 448th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 529th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 533rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 543rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 557th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 558th in the regionNicest Citizens: 564th in the regionMost Inclusive: 572nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 609th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 647th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 657th in the regionMost Pacifist: 664th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 672nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 675th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 721st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 758th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 765th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 816th in the regionRudest Citizens: 864th in the region

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