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|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The East Pacific
The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lambertus VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.971 billion Staynes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sani Bursil. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Staynish economy, worth 934 trillion Kiribs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,289 Kiribs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Staynish Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown. Staynes's national animal is the Auroran Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thaerism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Staynes endorsed The Hail Xaethos of Eastern Alksearia.
- : Staynes endorsed The Holy Pescatarian Empire of Acronis.
- : Staynes endorsed The Empire of Amelia Island.
- : Staynes endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Tissandra.
- : Staynes endorsed The Empire of Araise.
- : Staynes was endorsed by The Empire of Araise.
- : Staynes was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tissandra.
- : Staynes was endorsed by The Republic of Johomia.
- : Staynes was endorsed by The Guiding Light of Imperial Phoenix Terra.
- : Staynes was endorsed by The Untied States of Eldridge Crossings.
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