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The United States of SteelFists

“Strength Through Unity”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population259 million

AnimalBlue Whale

The United States of SteelFists is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 259 million SteelFistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The SteelFistsian economy, worth 16.4 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,465 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, SteelFists has designated SteelFists City as its capital city, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SteelFists's national animal is the Blue Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

SteelFists is ranked 140,706th in the world and 6,404th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.05 percentage of bribes refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 210thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,185thTop
Most Influential: 3,134thSafest: 11,709thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,942ndMost Pacifist: 17,077thMost Inclusive: 17,577thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,331stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,635thHighest Food Quality: 21,864thNicest Citizens: 23,442nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 65th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 158th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 644th in the regionSafest: 682nd in the regionMost Influential: 829th in the regionMost Inclusive: 983rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,001st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,035th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SteelFists was endorsed by The Union of Commonwealths of America.
  • : Following new legislation in SteelFists, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in SteelFists, SteelFists has designated SteelFists City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in SteelFists, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : SteelFists voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Following new legislation in SteelFists, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : SteelFists was endorsed by The Free Land of Isolated weebs.
  • : SteelFists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in SteelFists, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in SteelFists, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 412 » Aekp, Filibustra, Kandorith, Shibutani, Orado, Corfad, Aenglaland, Sechiole, Libertarianists States, Tachycardia, Former English Colony, Pallaith, Ethnon, Siwale, Hulldom, Tape, Twinbrook, Pazair, United Free Lands, Libertario do s, Aerilia, Lulubellia, Meadowfields, Ayuzhhhhh, Koda-Land, Guer Aike, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Ardonii, Choi Aeguka, Sea Star Islands, Great Bights Mum, New Lakemba, Loli County, Nationeer, Dreadton, Ishtimbine, Oannia, Nordic-British Union, Mitea Carin, Xagill, Card Kingdom, Dromanius, Lut Dalein, Brsil, Piura, Omicron Persei V111, Raviani, Guccistan, and 362 others.Cadonio, Hopenadya, Amdupe, Andanavia, Rommuner, LostLegion, Varisland, Kwaj, Lefevrerismo, Kappacon, Radicaster, Randoes, Yaorozu, Q w e r t y, U S Eh, Argylia, Kormisia, Ahssn, Berke Khan, Dicko, Arrakaitain, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Communist Beijing Must be China, Phaedras, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Yokciq Empire, PotatoFarmers, KAP03land, Geezy For Life, Azzarel, Loutsland, Sojenre, Abbaslandia, Notyoutopia, Hentaigraado, Diodone, Scroplia, Seanat, 1 very fast endotarter, Solmetria, ForestMythal, Napnap, Alpajuli of Ciangsans, Bagojo, Western Vapia, The northern Polish territories, Proserpino, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Holy Oranz, Kaiser Dominance, Eraver, Neavira, Fratanica, The Windmilluminati, Meeplin, Teyvatland, Huih, Verdonne, Liblujana, Cowbridge, Dibujozlandia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Arucaria, Rumagna, CANNBISHIVEMIND, Cartures, Inspiratus, Altivia, Regallio, The Zheng Dynasty, Anne of Cleves in TNP, Paradeavenlisian States, Coffee Drinker, Esteneng, Cocolt, Mon Sold, Vananatu, Vexilia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Gothgraff and Lilium, Bud Prussia, TriangularS, Detrivania, Arquan, Non-Exploding Cupcake, Telviesul, Thought Obliteration, Aurora Road, Hai Han, Crystique, Orhtezia, TJUN-ia, Britain and Northern America, MAACAU, The Union of Galaxies, Goose lands, Tenana, Bootstrap Bill, Lemsrow, Auberean Waves, Heilhum Imperius, Miyasaka, Neweath, Sumerya, Chukstik Illahi, Golshingo, Jesters, Fatski land, Second Provania, Paradise and Zion, Oroyan, Kamohoalii, Kolongpar, Ohiyo, Laudesia, Grailia, Lil Nasbol, Armadina, Zimmerdachen, Unsophisticate, Democatic Donkeys, Aidiarnia, Phoronu, The Arverni Lands, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Perikuresu, Reminie, Consumeistan, Alsion, Nuronte, Duragorod, Liberum Hibernia, Upper Canada Republic, Dogtopia of Oz, 2 and 2 is Fish, Wilkshire, Inferior Impor, Sterulia, South Baba, Necromonia, Kranostav, Andstions, Pinguioris, The Erie Doctrine, Steium, Folenz, Gildenshtuck, Flurbleland, Mk Steele, Eastern Arcana, Ellbonnia, Walter Jackson, Frances Francis the First of France, Intelbrazia, Miamington, Calanguistao, Torslia, Lemonbiscuits, Sunto, Smib, Gragadoia, Selfgradatude, Bachee, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Bees Land, Vesuva, Quentiam Viventem, Chiho, Canineia, Zyvetskistaahn, Waystar Fujiwara International, Hardscrabble, Dacian Freelands, Antiyard, Laurendon, United States of Americanas, The Sinclarian Provinces, Surb Clant, Roon and the Commander, The Marions, Bongo Mountain, Your Own Medicine, Spifftopiania, Kileadan Republic, XD 2, Psykistria, North Arkana, Artelesia, Sil Dorsett, United States of Dictators, Sakupolis, Individualist Catopia, Kastonvia, Southwest Arabia, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Sindika, Jorni, Bystonia, Phirogothe, Your Long Lost Twin, Agencourt, East Plate, Greater Ale Mussia Mixiangan, Cazea, Andia Hotai, Marmiedon, Volletnia, Sparisil, Spartoi, Centrundia, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, The Confederation of Earth, Tragari, Exclavistan, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, FezEmerald, Eternal Dominion, Middle Green Irthistan, Nowopolskie, Almond Tofu, North Bratislava, Rivierre, Atrito, Old Emporia, Hiyzis, Batatoland Empire, Dogenational, German Tribes, Bvitany, Unicanaimagimislaland, New Jerusalemm, New Xyroxes, Seenvorland, Low Woodland, Etaima, Simbirland, Mandurium, Grand West Russia, Rainengrad, Jambetoland, Karazan, French Bananastan, Liminyj, Republic Sickle, Stud Hoy, ExploitNation, Kanazekopia, Katuda, Westswedia, Diolando, Portolovia, Singamadri, Llanfairp, David Davidson, Dolmeria, Unterlander, Malta Comino Gozo, Cobolica, Free Culture, Riocht mor Daraen, Jaded Grammarians, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Coutdown, Yukti, Arrivederci, Fran Advar, Tievia, Simone Republic, The Austro Germanic Union, Wineclaw, Artoriticitys, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Parpyduckland, Jonglergenekon, Maxopath, Angalius, Ecrax, Saldam, Very Pog, AmManies, Manticore utopia, Soviet Terran, Tensa, Panama Coalition, Trubirohan, Emberty, Bakestate, Oceania-America, Michinari, Luminerra, HellSpire, Changjo, Logovets, Lucedeia, Webvania, DIMAnism, Sanctum Teriaris, Scres Gidgerland, Sanchetts, Sepher, Just Vibin, Henrys milk state, Demo Troplenia, Coniahovions, Guardvallia, Super Girl, Fell Dunn, Vangla-Kandhaar, Megopoli, Segmebel, TamilPesum, El Guajuila, Altimontes, Eggplant Island, Hogstein, Merconitonitopia, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Testnation223, Kree Turrytopia, Ovekisu, Malfania, Renemaran, Chadinton, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Unos Cretos, Neo Santos, Konolas, Alsase and lotharingia, Westerhold, Feelonia, Wisconsota, Ice and Tinian, Chipoli, Hokkaido and the Kuril Islands, Kayowa, Easly Haks, Galbadiana, Rhomanorum, TyGerria, United Zoingan Islands, Galom Dasir, Guslantis, Lordelles, Ugarite, Professor Thomas, RdTarigan, Kurkmeistan, Revrielleverizzlan, United States of Medford, Nistriabar, Runeda, Ramiru, Eurochina, Venatriya, Wisso, United Russian Siberia, Victoria Crater, Eau Claire, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Isolated weebs, and Commonwealths of America.