Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the Pacific
Population | 11.777 billion |
Capital | PlayPen |
Leader | Greatkitteh |
Faith | Stevism |
Currency | Roq |
Animal | Kangaroo |
The NS Whale Hunters of Stevist Guam is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Greatkitteh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.777 billion Stevists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PlayPen. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Stevist Guamian economy, worth a remarkable 5,946 trillion Roqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 504,956 Roqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stevist Guam's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevism.
Stevist Guam is ranked 17,694th in the world and 159th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,798.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Stevist Guam was endorsed by
The Glorious Democratic Republic of Serdaryaristan.
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Stevist Guam was endorsed by
The Siberian Ally of The Alaskan Republic Confederacy.
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Stevist Guam was endorsed by
The Garden Empress of Marinas Island.
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Stevist Guam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend UPC".
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Stevist Guam voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Central Library Compact"".
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Stevist Guam, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially.
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Stevist Guam, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in
Stevist Guam, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
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Stevist Guam lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Stevist Guam, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Jar Wattinree,
Marinas Island,
The Alaskan Republic Confederacy, and
Serdaryaristan.