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The NS Whale Hunters of Stevist Guam

“For Steve!” Greatkitteh

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Pacific

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Stevist Guam

Population11.777 billion

CapitalPlayPen
LeaderGreatkitteh
FaithStevism

CurrencyRoq
AnimalKangaroo

The NS Whale Hunters of Stevist Guam is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Greatkitteh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.777 billion Stevists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PlayPen. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stevist Guamian economy, worth a remarkable 5,946 trillion Roqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 504,956 Roqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stevist Guam's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevism.

Stevist Guam is ranked 17,694th in the world and 159th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,798.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496thLargest Black Market: 504thHighest Average Incomes: 517thMost Armed: 549thMost Patriotic: 567thLargest Retail Industry: 648thFattest Citizens: 898thLargest Gambling Industry: 898thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 979thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,169thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,187thMost Avoided: 1,337thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,401stHighest Crime Rates: 1,934thMost Efficient Economies: 2,069thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,346thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,578thHighest Economic Output: 2,674thLargest Governments: 3,353rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,542ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,593rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,691stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,843rdRudest Citizens: 4,520thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,858thMost Cultured: 5,612thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,735thSmartest Citizens: 6,281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,646thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,328thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,930thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,273rdMost Inclusive: 10,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,831stMost Authoritarian: 14,222ndNudest: 15,139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,472ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17,694thMost Secular: 18,164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,401stMost Influential: 19,138thMost Income Equality: 19,791stHighest Disposable Incomes: 29,068thHighest Food Quality: 29,847thMost Conservative: 31,244th
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Largest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionNudest: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 103rd in the regionMost Cultured: 132nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 174th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 236th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 238th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 276th in the regionLargest Populations: 291st in the regionMost Secular: 312th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 320th in the regionMost Income Equality: 337th in the regionMost Influential: 346th in the region

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