The Thankful United Kingdom of Stickacia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Thankful King Bradley I Greywater with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 18.038 billion Stickacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywater Watch. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Stickacian economy, worth a remarkable 3,055 trillion Clovers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 169,409 Clovers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, everybody's got wood thanks to Thankful King Bradley I Greywater, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and the clergy of Eudamonian Sacrumism remains a single-sex institution. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stickacia's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eudamonian Sacrumism.

Stickacia is ranked 286,649^th in the world and 3,178^th in the Pacific for Nudest, with 33.5 cheeks per square mile.