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The Chill World of Stoner Girls

“Let's Smoke Out”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Stoners

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Stoner Girls

Population13.365 billion

CapitalThe Cannabis Shop
LeaderThat Chill Stoner Girl
FaithMarijuana

Currencyounce
Animalfox

The Chill World of Stoner Girls is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by That Chill Stoner Girl with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.365 billion Stoner Girlsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cannabis Shop. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stoner Girlsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion ounces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,152 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is totally unknown. Stoner Girls's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marijuana.

Stoner Girls is ranked 7,558th in the world and 1st in Stoners for Most Pacifist, with 139.67 cheeks turned per day.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,435thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,980thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,209thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,534thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,557thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,004thBest Weather: 6,610thMost Pacifist: 7,558thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,905thMost Developed: 10,570thHighest Food Quality: 11,356thMost Inclusive: 11,516thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,812thNicest Citizens: 13,949thSmartest Citizens: 14,235thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,652ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,593rdMost Cultured: 18,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,247thHighest Economic Output: 23,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 24,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 24,454thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,156thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,788thLargest Retail Industry: 27,083rdLargest Black Market: 27,523rdMost Secular: 31,370thHighest Drug Use: 32,867th

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