The Chill World of Stoners is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Stoner with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.361 billion Stoners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Marijuana Dispensary. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stonersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,831 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 127,510 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, graffiti graces every city's streets, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime is totally unknown. Stoners's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Marijuana.

Stoners is ranked 17,150^th in the world and 3^rd in Stoners for Most Pacifist, with 120.55 cheeks turned per day.