The Caught Up In a Love Song of Stopped Time and Everything at My Mercy is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 9.278 billion Stopped Time and Everything at My Mercyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.

The strong Stopped Time and Everything at My Mercyian economy, worth 456 trillion Latinums a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,189 Latinums, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, school uniforms are compulsory, and Stopped Time And Everything At My Mercyian politicians are often described as having more style than substance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stopped Time and Everything at My Mercy's national animal is the Lion.

Stopped Time and Everything at My Mercy is ranked 128,903^rd in the world and 2,563^rd in Artificial Solar System for Most Primitive, scoring -35.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.