The Queen's Colony of Strongwill is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patrick Jameson with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.008 billion Strongwillians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paxton City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Strongwillian economy, worth 131 trillion Weights a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,365 Weights, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 691,084 per year while the poor average 13,014, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Strongwillian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Strongwill's national animal is the Arnold, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Strongwill is ranked 3,555^th in the world and 108^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 691,084 Standard Monetary Units.