The Federal Republic of Stroulia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maddison Goddard with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.234 billion Stroulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regario. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stroulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion Stroulian pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,678 Stroulian pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, nations that kill a Stroulian can expect a strongly worded letter, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stroulia's national animal is the Stroulian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stroulia is ranked 18,802^nd in the world and 205^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.73 law-abiding acts per hour.