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The Holy Lucky Brown Egg Empire of SunnyPhiladelphia

“I HATE MAIL!” Deric DevAndre

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus

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SunnyPhiladelphia

Population1.653 billion

CapitalTrash Island
LeaderDeric DevAndre
FaithDeVitoism

Currencygold egg
AnimalBIRD UP The Worst Show on Television

The Holy Lucky Brown Egg Empire of SunnyPhiladelphia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Deric DevAndre with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.653 billion Trash men enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trash Island. The average income tax rate is 7.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Trash man economy, worth 203 trillion gold eggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 122,941 gold eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Trash man citizenship in droves, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and Deric DevAndre's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. SunnyPhiladelphia's national animal is the BIRD UP The Worst Show on Television, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is DeVitoism.

SunnyPhiladelphia is ranked 53,072nd in the world and 2,148th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,621 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 215thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,399thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,568thHighest Crime Rates: 2,329thMost Influential: 2,799thRudest Citizens: 2,941stFattest Citizens: 3,110thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,541stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,134thMost Armed: 4,308thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,756thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,531stMost Avoided: 6,590thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,485thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 7,854thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,664thLargest Retail Industry: 10,193rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,840thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,123rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,160th
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Nudest: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the regionRudest Citizens: 119th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 121st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 177th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 181st in the regionFattest Citizens: 190th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 215th in the regionMost Armed: 236th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 279th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 321st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 373rd in the regionMost Avoided: 398th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 469th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 538th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 563rd in the region

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