Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 6.597 billion |
Capital | Kaliningrad |
Leader | Desider Ludwig Wilhelm von Bismarc |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | denier |
Animal | eagle |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Suomers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Desider Ludwig Wilhelm von Bismarc with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.597 billion Suomersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaliningrad. The average income tax rate is 3.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Suomersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 213,871 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, and the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Suomers's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Suomers is ranked 226,811th in the world and 4,363rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 26.58430937492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suomers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, nobody likes bad boys any more.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.