“God, Homeland, Liberty”
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
The Republic of Suomers is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and deadly medical pandemics. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 542 million Suomersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Suomersian economy, worth 73.6 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 135,703 deniers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,973 per year while the poor average 13,682, a ratio of 52.3 to 1.
Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Suomers's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Suomers was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Atlunartemis.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
- : Suomers was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ootasa.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
- : Following new legislation in Suomers, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
Endorsements Received: 171 » Lulubellia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Orado, Svenskskit, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Omnistria, Illusia and Neverendia, Dabarastan, Slyakanya, Yaorozu, Nalver And, Ethnon, Maratabat, Republica Guilleana, Kragsgale, Valentine Z, Hyphen, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Shibutani, Landestian, Zzozona, Zyvetskistaahn, Dreadton, Patrician, Keurig Machines, Former English Colony, Runeda, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Selfgradatude, Bharathvarsh, New Lakemba, Territorio di Nessuno, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Libertania Democratica, Star Kingdom, Kocherian, Empy, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Sundred, and 121 others.Xentherida, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Cretox State, Navsland, Sikol, The Pantheons, Wilkshire, El Fiji Grande, Planes, Nodnarb, Sunto, Climeria, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, 1 very fast endotarter, Fauzjhia, WeKnow, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, The Endless Eventide, Sevinland, Loutsland, Darkmondoria, The Serdey Islands, Kranostav, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Madjack, Muqatil, Ravendi, Draconian Progression, East Akra, His Enduring Majesty, Moneyflows, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Sil Dorsett, Seenvorland, Galbadiana, Votak Matim, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Simone Republic, Sachi, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, Andexia, Wisconsota, Strongwill, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Barabolia, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Crusadam, Chips and Guac, Texanz, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Venicea, Odelinor, Greater Afroeurasia, Clan Spaniel, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Free Salvation, Minich, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Ice and Tinian, The Ultimate Republic, Duryanistan, Dangine, Aryan Homeland, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Servilis, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, Alorca, Xyrron, Uzbek Khan, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Baba Zace, My chest is flat, Alexander the Magnus, Korean-Joseon, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Cajland, ForestMythal, Godwanna, Religioncord, Centrialand, Siberian Workforce, Britle, Seanat, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Ootasa, and Atlunartemis.