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The Red Socialist States of Super Awesome Fun Times

“Workers of the world, unite!”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Leftist Assembly

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Super Awesome Fun Times

Population1.166 billion

CapitalNew San Francisco
LeaderComrade Dejana Brynestri

Currencybeer
Animalmothman

The Red Socialist States of Super Awesome Fun Times is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade Dejana Brynestri with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.166 billion proletarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Super Awesome Fun Timesian economy, worth 139 trillion beers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,327 beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Super Awesome Fun Timesian weed picker are way up, Comrade Dejana Brynestri's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime is totally unknown. Super Awesome Fun Times's national animal is the mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Awesome Fun Times is ranked 236,114th in the world and 430th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -390.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,145thTop
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,701stMost Influential: 3,182ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,476thNicest Citizens: 3,816thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,044thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,144thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,151stMost Inclusive: 4,653rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,969thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,762ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,157thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,639thMost Developed: 9,581stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,589thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,765thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,576thLargest Governments: 10,830thMost Secular: 11,219thHealthiest Citizens: 12,177thTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 12,461stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,523rdMost Income Equality: 12,577thBest Weather: 13,157thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,295thSmartest Citizens: 13,729thMost Efficient Economies: 15,263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,319thMost Cultured: 17,379thLowest Crime Rates: 18,775thHighest Average Incomes: 23,791stSafest: 24,098th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Super Awesome Fun Times was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, Comrade Dejana Brynestri's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Super Awesome Fun Timesian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Super Awesome Fun Times was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Super Awesome Fun Times was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Awesome Fun Times, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.

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