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The Entity of Super Mega Awesome

“I can't believe I still play this game” Lance Turbo

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Super Mega Awesome

Population40.536 billion

CapitalAwesomoria
LeaderLance Turbo
FaithChurch of Pittmanology

Currencyawesome
Animalpoobum weehead

The Entity of Super Mega Awesome is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lance Turbo with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 40.536 billion Super Mega Awesomoids have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesomoria. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Super Mega Awesomoidian economy, worth an astonishing 15,499 trillion awesomes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 382,370 awesomes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the Super Mega Awesome Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Mega Awesome's national animal is the poobum weehead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Pittmanology.

Super Mega Awesome is ranked 6,489th in the world and 141st in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,269.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Economic Output: 343rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 552ndMost Efficient Economies: 733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 821stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,003rdMost Secular: 1,262ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,361stRudest Citizens: 1,430thHighest Average Incomes: 1,466thLowest Crime Rates: 1,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,598thLargest Populations: 1,633rdLargest Governments: 1,641stSmartest Citizens: 1,751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,835thLargest Mining Sector: 1,862ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,080thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,729thMost Developed: 2,853rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,902ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,930thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,115thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,174thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,477thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,802ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,979thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,120thLargest Black Market: 4,555thMost Patriotic: 4,606thMost Influential: 4,619thLargest Retail Industry: 5,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,170thSafest: 6,266thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,409thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,489thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,796thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,797thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,584thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,176thTop
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Most Stationary: 19,477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,070th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionFattest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 98th in the regionMost Patriotic: 108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 135th in the regionSafest: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 204th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 260th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 261st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 458th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the Super Mega Awesome Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, foreign musicians that Lance Turbo dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Mega Awesome, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.

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