Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: Based Onimai Enjoyers
Population | 3.5 billion |
Capital | Duckland |
Leader | Warden Ducky |
Faith | Duckism |
Currency | Duckcoins |
Animal | Duck |
The Defender of Superduckland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Warden Ducky with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.5 billion Ducks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckland. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.
The strong Duck economy, worth 184 trillion Duckcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,847 Duckcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Every day's an auto-de-fé day, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, foreign leaders who don't applaud Warden Ducky's speeches are regarded as enemies of Superduckland, and pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Superduckland's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Duckism.
Superduckland is ranked 85,873rd in the world and 4th in Based Onimai Enjoyers for Most Conservative, scoring 68.73 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Superduckland's influence in Based Onimai Enjoyers rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Superduckland resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Superduckland's influence in Based Onimai Enjoyers rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Superduckland relocated from The Order of the Grey Wardens to Based Onimai Enjoyers.
- : Superduckland was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Superduckland's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Superduckland's influence in The Order of the Grey Wardens rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Superduckland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Superduckland was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Hastandight Estigonk, killing 301 million zombies.
- : Superduckland was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The United Socialist States of Aracelicosenera, infecting 301 million survivors.