The Eco-Fascist Community of Superguyana is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 547 million Superguyanans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Superguyanese economy, worth 34.4 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 62,860 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's illegal to blow things up, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, bris parties are all the rage, and contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Superguyana's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Superguyana is ranked 186,025^th in the world and 378^th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 34.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.