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The Eco-Fascist Community of Superguyana

“One People, One Nation, One Land”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Forest

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Superguyana

Population547 million

Currencydollar
Animaldeer

The Eco-Fascist Community of Superguyana is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 547 million Superguyanans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Superguyanese economy, worth 34.4 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 62,860 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's illegal to blow things up, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, bris parties are all the rage, and contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Superguyana's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Superguyana is ranked 186,025th in the world and 378th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 34.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 961stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,602ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,607thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,718thMost Armed: 8,436thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,523rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,569thMost Authoritarian: 10,667thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,268thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,582ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,259thBest Weather: 17,004thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,738thLargest Governments: 20,987thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,319thLowest Crime Rates: 21,963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 22,638thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,727th
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Most Authoritarian: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 31st in the regionMost Extreme: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Superguyana, contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above.
  • : Following new legislation in Superguyana, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Superguyana, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
  • : Following new legislation in Superguyana, it's illegal to blow things up.
  • : Superguyana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Superguyana, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
  • : Following new legislation in Superguyana, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water.
  • : Superguyana changed its national motto to "One People, One Nation, One Land".
  • : Superguyana changed its national motto to "One Great Land".
  • : Superguyana changed its national nation type to "Eco-Fascist Community".

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