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The Queen's State of Sura Kia Ora

“Grand”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Bonn

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Sura Kia Ora

Population20.21 billion

Faithnone

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Sura Kia Ora is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.21 billion Sura Kia Orans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Sura Kia Oran economy, worth 775 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 38,375 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,909 per year while the poor average 2,061, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Sura Kia Ora. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sura Kia Ora's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is none.

Sura Kia Ora is ranked 7,904th in the world and 1st in Bonn for Nudest, with 225 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 198thHighest Drug Use: 213thMost Politically Free: 290thMost Pro-Market: 298thMost Extreme: 495thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,749thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 3,683rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,807thLargest Populations: 6,388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,448thRudest Citizens: 7,677thNudest: 7,904thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,389thTop
10%
Most Armed: 11,492ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,572ndFattest Citizens: 11,772ndMost Avoided: 15,343rdMost Rebellious Youth: 17,793rdLargest Gambling Industry: 19,972ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,144th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Most Armed.
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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