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The Queen's State of Sura Kia Ora

“Grand”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Bonn

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Sura Kia Ora

Population19.769 billion

Faithnone

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Sura Kia Ora is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.769 billion Sura Kia Orans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Sura Kia Oran economy, worth 758 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 38,375 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,909 per year while the poor average 2,061, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Sura Kia Ora. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sura Kia Ora's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is none.

Sura Kia Ora is ranked 39,335th in the world and 4th in Bonn for Most Stationary, with 372.1035465758 Days.

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1%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 198thHighest Drug Use: 210thMost Politically Free: 289thMost Pro-Market: 297thMost Extreme: 499thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,930thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 3,708thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,760thLargest Populations: 6,419thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,074thRudest Citizens: 7,188thNudest: 7,355thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,809thTop
10%
Most Armed: 10,940thFattest Citizens: 10,993rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,030thMost Avoided: 14,664thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,756thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,829th
Top
10%
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Most Armed.
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".

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