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The Queen's State of Sura Kia Ora

“Grand”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Bonn

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Sura Kia Ora

Population18.178 billion

Faithnone

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Sura Kia Ora is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.178 billion Sura Kia Orans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Sura Kia Oran economy, worth 671 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 36,913 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,897 per year while the poor average 183, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Sura Kia Ora. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sura Kia Ora's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is none.

Sura Kia Ora is ranked 149,064th in the world and 8th in Bonn for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -22.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 198thHighest Drug Use: 210thMost Politically Free: 291stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 303rdMost Pro-Market: 303rdMost Extreme: 504thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2,979thNudest: 5,100thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,430thMost Armed: 5,695thLargest Populations: 6,559thRudest Citizens: 6,686thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,246thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,283rdTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 8,910thMost Avoided: 11,625thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,961stLargest Gambling Industry: 14,124thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,330th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Sura Kia Ora's influence in Bonn rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Sura Kia Ora was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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