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The Socialist Federation of Survaek

“The revolution is complete” The Supreme Revolutionary Council

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Soviet Democracy

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Survaek

Population7.911 billion

CapitalFoedinei
LeaderThe Supreme Revolutionary Council
FaithSocial Aedak

Currencyshoe
Animalanchovy

The Socialist Federation of Survaek is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Revolutionary Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.911 billion Survaekoms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foedinei. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Survaekian economy, worth a remarkable 1,860 trillion shoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 235,156 shoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Supreme Revolutionary Council to meetings with foreign heads of state, and builders across Survaek are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Survaek's national animal is the anchovy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Social Aedak.

Survaek is ranked 1,224th in the world and 1st in Soviet Democracy for Highest Poor Incomes, with 210,458.18 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 310thMost Inclusive: 673rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,079thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,145thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,224thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,310thMost Developed: 1,360thNicest Citizens: 1,527thHealthiest Citizens: 1,548thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,737thBest Weather: 1,946thSmartest Citizens: 1,996thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,015thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,091stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,183rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,215thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,308thLargest Governments: 2,442ndMost Armed: 2,582ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,753rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,862ndMost Cultured: 3,034thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,560thMost Influential: 3,614thHighest Average Incomes: 3,997thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,035thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,469thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,648thLowest Crime Rates: 6,047thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,112thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,857thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,065thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,548thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,073rdHighest Economic Output: 8,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,337thMost Secular: 9,500thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,270thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,662ndMost Income Equality: 15,432ndMost Stationary: 21,554th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, builders across Survaek are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Supreme Revolutionary Council to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-shoe mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, The Supreme Revolutionary Council's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Survaek voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.

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