The Republic of Suspikaous is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its suspicion of poets and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.734 billion Suspikaousians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The strong Suspikaousian economy, worth 288 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 42,829 rubledollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,247 per year while the poor average 3,963, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime is a problem. Suspikaous's national animal is the pikachu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Suspikaous is ranked 259,908^th in the world and 2,980^th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.