The Republic of Sussy le baka is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The cynical population of 6.344 billion Sussy le bakans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sussy le bakan economy, worth 282 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,520 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, and class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Sussy le baka's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sussy le baka is ranked 120,406^th in the world and 2,069^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 40,379.89 Standard Monetary Units.