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The Goomy Kingdom of SussyAmongusLand

“Goomy is love, Goomy is life.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Collective Security Pact

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SussyAmongusLand

Population940 million

CapitalGoomy City
LeaderKing Goomy

CurrencyGoo
AnimalGoomy

The Goomy Kingdom of SussyAmongusLand is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by King Goomy with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 940 million Goomies are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goomy City. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goomy economy, worth 103 trillion Goos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,654 Goos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SussyAmongusLand's national animal is the Goomy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SussyAmongusLand is ranked 20,994th in the world and 1st in The Collective Security Pact for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 249.47 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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5%
Most Patriotic: 5,852ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,131stMost Armed: 8,158thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,412thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,531stNicest Citizens: 12,960thTop
10%
Most Devout: 13,542ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,246thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,417thMost Developed: 15,585thHealthiest Citizens: 15,800thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,353rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,994thLowest Crime Rates: 22,409thHighest Food Quality: 22,832ndBest Weather: 23,039thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,949thMost Efficient Economies: 24,333rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24,809thMost Inclusive: 25,134thMost Cultured: 25,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,833rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SussyAmongusLand, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : SussyAmongusLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in SussyAmongusLand, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in SussyAmongusLand, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in SussyAmongusLand, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in SussyAmongusLand, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".
  • : Following new legislation in SussyAmongusLand, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality.
  • : SussyAmongusLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in SussyAmongusLand, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in SussyAmongusLand, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Microoceania, Ahyes, and Outer Moons of Jupiter.

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