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The Realm of Suur-Suomi i

“Vakaus, Viisaus, Valppaus, Vauraus ja Vapaus!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: The North Pacific

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Suur-Suomi i

Population2.385 billion

CapitalSuurlinna
LeaderMauno Pohjola
FaithSuomenusko and Christianity

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalLion

The Realm of Suur-Suomi i is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mauno Pohjola with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 2.385 billion Finns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suurlinna. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Finnish economy, worth 239 trillion Markkaa a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,596 Markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suur-Suomi i's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suomenusko and Christianity.

Suur-Suomi i is ranked 4,325th in the world and 242nd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,834.85 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,325thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,002ndBest Weather: 14,742ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,379thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,558thHealthiest Citizens: 15,647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,747thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,132ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,609th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 242nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 535th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 606th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 689th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 738th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 744th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 751st in the regionBest Weather: 752nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 789th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 885th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 951st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 957th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Suomi i, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state.
  • : Suur-Suomi i was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Suomi i, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Suomi i, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Suomi i, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Suomi i, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Suomi i, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Suomi i, billions of Markkaa are spent to take high-quality photos of the Lion Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Suomi i, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Suomi i, tourists call Finnish beach towns "the fine coastline".

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