The Democratic Republic of Suvmia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Erik Kaiser with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.354 billion Suvmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suvmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,768 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 155,785 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvmia's national animal is the Gray Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Suvmia is ranked 227,030^th in the world and 93^rd in The Democratic Republic for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,919.85 Standard Monetary Units.