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The Dictatorship of Suzu Ayakaji

“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Novus Ineptias

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Suzu Ayakaji

Population1.27 billion

CurrencyDelta Eagle
AnimalKitsune

The Dictatorship of Suzu Ayakaji is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 1.27 billion Suzu Ayakajians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The Suzu Ayakajian economy, worth 53.8 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,370 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is moderate. Suzu Ayakaji's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Suzu Ayakaji is ranked 86,231st in the world and 1st in Novus Ineptias for Most Primitive, scoring 26.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 22,624thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,734th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suzu Ayakaji, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Suzu Ayakaji was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Suzu Ayakaji, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
  • : Following new legislation in Suzu Ayakaji, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Suzu Ayakaji, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Suzu Ayakaji, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Suzu Ayakaji, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Suzu Ayakaji, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Suzu Ayakaji, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Following new legislation in Suzu Ayakaji, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.

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