The Dictatorship of Suzu Ayakaji is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 1.27 billion Suzu Ayakajians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The Suzu Ayakajian economy, worth 53.8 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 42,370 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is moderate. Suzu Ayakaji's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Suzu Ayakaji is ranked 86,231^st in the world and 1^st in Novus Ineptias for Most Primitive, scoring 26.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.