The Republic of SW-Cyborg is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.77 billion SW-Cyborgians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong SW-Cyborgian economy, worth 140 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,863 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,055 per year while the poor average 5,820, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. SW-Cyborg's national animal is the hawk.

SW-Cyborg is ranked 216,065^th in the world and 3,672^nd in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.