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The Constitutional Monarchy of Swatteuer

“Better to live as a dead than to be one.” Sławomir Wróbel

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.335 billion

LeaderSławomir Wróbel

CurrencyMarshall Dollar
AnimalBlack Hawk

The Constitutional Monarchy of Swatteuer is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sławomir Wróbel with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.335 billion Swatteuerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abazgaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.1%.

The all-consuming Swatteuerian economy, worth 242 trillion Marshall Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 103,983 Marshall Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, smoking is banned in public areas, and diagrams of new modems collect dust in patent offices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swatteuer's national animal is the Black Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Swatteuer is ranked 993rd in the world and 672nd in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 146 Valid Endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 993rdMost Influential: 1,435thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,945thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,260thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,101stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,386thBest Weather: 15,590th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 178th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 567th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 623rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 627th in the regionMost Average: 631st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 672nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 795th in the regionBest Weather: 821st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 146 » Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Siwale, Buckerino, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Shadowrik, Holy Oranz, Koda-Land, Corfad, United Draconia, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Wilkshire, Sea Ghost, Sundred, Wineclaw, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Dar es Saalam, Zeternia, Babacar, Sunto, Kalatona, The Most Freedom Ever, New Phyrreus, Q w e r t y, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Pallaith, Moubarakistan, Great Bights Mum, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Mercandia, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Spartoptia, Universal State Formula, SORT, Former English Colony, General COE, Malta Comino Gozo, Sinelona, North Bratislava, Vincone Cae, Kasazzastan, The Windmilluminati, and 96 others.Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Diodone, Napnomadia, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Omnistria, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, Empy, Dreadton, Xentherida, Ninjak30, Yukti, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Federation Terra Australis, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Amauri, Alunya, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Steraz, Guer Aike, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Niradans, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Joodey, Jasminlandia, Torakuen, Guslantis, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Victoriaans Nederlands, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Alpinea, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Loutsland, Astrind, Kobagia, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Valhalla123, Utopicican, Runeda, Daiz, Juggernautilus, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, Makersaulache, Duerrlewang, Cuyan, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Loli County, Nothru Lerple, Pazair, Seenvorland, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Viridiann, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, and Eravonia.

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