“Better to live as a dead than to be one.” Sławomir Wróbel
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Constitutional Monarchy of Swatteuer is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sławomir Wróbel with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.335 billion Swatteuerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abazgaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.1%.
The all-consuming Swatteuerian economy, worth 242 trillion Marshall Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 103,983 Marshall Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
The weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, smoking is banned in public areas, and diagrams of new modems collect dust in patent offices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swatteuer's national animal is the Black Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Swatteuer was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : Following new legislation in Swatteuer, diagrams of new modems collect dust in patent offices.
- : Following new legislation in Swatteuer, smoking is banned in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in Swatteuer, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
- : Following new legislation in Swatteuer, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation.
- : Swatteuer was endorsed by The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
- : Swatteuer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Swatteuer was endorsed by The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn.
- : Swatteuer was endorsed by The Allied States of Afcon.
- : Swatteuer was endorsed by The Colourful Land of Viridiann.
Endorsements Received: 146 » Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Siwale, Buckerino, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Shadowrik, Holy Oranz, Koda-Land, Corfad, United Draconia, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Wilkshire, Sea Ghost, Sundred, Wineclaw, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Dar es Saalam, Zeternia, Babacar, Sunto, Kalatona, The Most Freedom Ever, New Phyrreus, Q w e r t y, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Pallaith, Moubarakistan, Great Bights Mum, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Mercandia, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Spartoptia, Universal State Formula, SORT, Former English Colony, General COE, Malta Comino Gozo, Sinelona, North Bratislava, Vincone Cae, Kasazzastan, The Windmilluminati, and 96 others.Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Diodone, Napnomadia, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Omnistria, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, Empy, Dreadton, Xentherida, Ninjak30, Yukti, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Federation Terra Australis, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Amauri, Alunya, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Steraz, Guer Aike, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Niradans, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Joodey, Jasminlandia, Torakuen, Guslantis, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Victoriaans Nederlands, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Alpinea, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Loutsland, Astrind, Kobagia, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Valhalla123, Utopicican, Runeda, Daiz, Juggernautilus, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, Makersaulache, Duerrlewang, Cuyan, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Loli County, Nothru Lerple, Pazair, Seenvorland, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Viridiann, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, and Eravonia.