The Join Lily of Sweeze 37 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 13.319 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 549 trillion Join Lilies a year, is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,225 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody knows why the caged Join Lily sings, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweeze 37's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sweeze 37 is ranked 57,148^th in the world and 651^st in Suspicious for Most Pacifist, with 100.58 cheeks turned per day.