The Springtrap78 of Swenfia 2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Buffy Romanov with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.327 billion Swenfians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Environment, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonnie Town. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Swenfish economy, worth 148 trillion Swens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,534 Swens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, and the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some. Crime is a problem. Swenfia 2's national animal is the tuxedo charles, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever works.

Swenfia 2 is ranked 41,093^rd in the world and 350^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 33.8 trillion Standard Monetary Units.