The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 348 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 8.115 billion Join Lily are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Public Transport, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 309 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,088 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 348's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 348 is ranked 158,693^rd in the world and 2^nd in UnitedNations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.26 law-abiding acts per hour.