The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 485 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 8.048 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 255 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,767 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 485's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 485 is ranked 166,122^nd in the world and 4,001^st in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.62 law-abiding acts per hour.