Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Federal Republic of SwitzerIand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.849 billion Swissians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient SwitzerIandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,982 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SwitzerIand's national animal is the atomic snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SwitzerIand is ranked 341,319th in the world and 4,858th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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SwitzerIand was endorsed by
The So-Called Goatdere of Liberza.
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SwitzerIand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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SwitzerIand was endorsed by
The Empire of Panthalasa Empirivm.
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SwitzerIand, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
- : Following new legislation in
SwitzerIand, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in
SwitzerIand, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in
SwitzerIand, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in
SwitzerIand, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
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SwitzerIand was endorsed by
The Feudal-Caliphate of Hasier.
- : Following new legislation in
SwitzerIand, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » Andromeda Islands,
Panormia,
Nation of Urie,
TorNaGul,
Farrakhan,
Island of Darkness,
New Anarchisticstan,
Chocolatistan,
Syndicasia,
Mad Jack Is Rejected,
Toerana,
Regione Calabria,
Arctic Lands,
TescoPepsi,
United States Of Alpha,
Lumiere du Premier,
Sestabolgia,
Karputsk,
Three Galaxies,
Hasier,
Panthalasa Empirivm, and
Liberza.