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The Federal Republic of SwitzerIand

“By The People For The People”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Rejected Realms

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SwitzerIand

Population15.849 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalatomic snail

The Federal Republic of SwitzerIand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.849 billion Swissians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SwitzerIandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,982 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SwitzerIand's national animal is the atomic snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SwitzerIand is ranked 341,319th in the world and 4,858th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 809thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,247thTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,870thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,490thBest Weather: 5,961stMost Influential: 6,290thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,711thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,249thMost Stationary: 12,278thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,015thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,166thMost Secular: 16,199thHighest Food Quality: 17,075thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 21,549thSmartest Citizens: 23,875thMost Pacifist: 24,195thMost Cultured: 24,599thMost Developed: 26,315thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,434thLargest Populations: 27,650thHighest Economic Output: 28,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,605th
Top
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Nudest: 11th in the regionTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 116th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionBest Weather: 162nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionMost Stationary: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 207th in the regionTop
10%
Most Secular: 309th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 316th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 343rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 346th in the regionMost Inclusive: 414th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 445th in the regionLargest Populations: 452nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 454th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 467th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 489th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SwitzerIand was endorsed by The So-Called Goatdere of Liberza.
  • : SwitzerIand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : SwitzerIand was endorsed by The Empire of Panthalasa Empirivm.
  • : Following new legislation in SwitzerIand, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
  • : Following new legislation in SwitzerIand, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in SwitzerIand, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in SwitzerIand, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Following new legislation in SwitzerIand, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
  • : SwitzerIand was endorsed by The Feudal-Caliphate of Hasier.
  • : Following new legislation in SwitzerIand, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.

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