The Zrzeszenie of Swowianska Rodezja is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Ilya Kostitsyn with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.781 billion Slavicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chelyabinsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The thriving Slavican economy, worth 169 trillion Pązes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 95,071 Pązes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Swowianska Rodezja's national animal is the Jeleń Mulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Swowianska Rodezja is ranked 66,016^th in the world and 33^rd in Geopolity for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,676.88 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.