The Eco-Socialist Republic of Sylh Alanor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Radhmael Silvehn with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.676 billion elves are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlathan. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The powerhouse Alanori economy, worth 311 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,428 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others. Crime is totally unknown. Sylh Alanor's national animal is the halla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Zyqxuwy.

Sylh Alanor is ranked 205,374^th in the world and 45^th in Refugia for Fattest Citizens, with 3.16 Obesity Rate.