The Socialist Solarpunk Society of Sylh Alanor is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Silvehn with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.469 billion Alanori are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlathan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alanori economy, worth a remarkable 2,020 trillion planets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 213,422 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, the Alanori Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sylh Alanor's national animal is the halla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Zyqxuwy.

Sylh Alanor is ranked 3,069^th in the world and 12^th in Refugia for Smartest Citizens, with 163.82 quips per hour.