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The Federation of Sysma Lake-Joroinen

“Finnish Lakes”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lakes in Finland

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Sysma Lake-Joroinen

Population1.326 billion

Currencygamble
Animalgamble

The Federation of Sysma Lake-Joroinen is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 1.326 billion Sysma Lake-Joroinenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.

The powerhouse Sysma Lake-Joroinenian economy, worth 123 trillion gambles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,772 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sysma Lake-Joroinen's national animal is the gamble, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sysma Lake-Joroinen is ranked 97,296th in the world and 71st in Lakes in Finland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,997.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 12,200thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 30,365th
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sysma Lake-Joroinen, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
  • : Following new legislation in Sysma Lake-Joroinen, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Sysma Lake-Joroinen was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Sysma Lake-Joroinen, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Sysma Lake-Joroinen, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Sysma Lake-Joroinen, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in Sysma Lake-Joroinen, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Sysma Lake-Joroinen, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Sysma Lake-Joroinen, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Sysma Lake-Joroinen, many in Sysma Lake-Joroinen are born in the purple.

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