The Republic of Syvaihmetys is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 491 million Syvaihmetysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syvaihmetys. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Syvaihmetysian economy, worth 32.3 trillion Uʹrvvlõstts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Tourism and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,772 Uʹrvvlõstts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and Syvaihmetysian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syvaihmetys's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Syvaihmetys is ranked 298,505^th in the world and 9^th in Luadastmaa Puppet Region for Most Secular, with 6.55 Atheism Rate.