The XKI Games and Spam Board of Taco Island is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by the Mayor of Shelter's Taco Island with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning white-sand beaches and blue-green waves population. The hard-working population of 3.637 billion Taco Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shelter's Taco Island. The average income tax rate is 13.3%.

The Taco Islander economy, worth 184 trillion Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 50,693 Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Taco Island has designated Shelter's Taco Island as its capital city, The Mayor of Shelter's Taco Island has just been declared ruler of Taco Island in an international press conference, and spam has been named as Taco Island's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taco Island's national animal is the white-sand beaches and blue-green waves and its national religion is spam.

Taco Island is ranked 211,637^th in the world and 2^nd in Taco Island for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.