The Constitutional Monarchy of Tagonyoloyn is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.239 billion Tagonyoloynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tagonyoloynian economy, worth 189 trillion Latinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Gambling and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,429 Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tagonyoloyn's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tagonyoloyn is ranked 294,450^th in the world and 5,384^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -7.21 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.