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The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria

“Nights are full of lives”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Taineizbria

Population21.004 billion

CapitalDark Holy City
LeaderAudray Holyblack
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalDark Cat

The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.004 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 9,779 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 465,593 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 23,025th in the world and 307th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.205466679 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16thMost Inclusive: 17thMost Pacifist: 19thHighest Food Quality: 22ndNicest Citizens: 23rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 26thMost Developed: 33rdLargest Governments: 35thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thMost Beautiful Environments: 40thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44thLargest Welfare Programs: 45thHealthiest Citizens: 45thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46thMost Cultured: 50thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54thBest Weather: 57thMost Advanced Public Transport: 59thMost Cheerful Citizens: 64thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66thMost Rebellious Youth: 67thSafest: 80thMost Efficient Economies: 92ndMost Advanced Public Education: 109thLeast Corrupt Governments: 114thSmartest Citizens: 114thMost Secular: 136thHighest Poor Incomes: 144thMost Subsidized Industry: 146thLowest Crime Rates: 219thLargest Publishing Industry: 297thMost Valuable International Artwork: 583rdHighest Average Incomes: 611thHighest Economic Output: 873rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,362ndRudest Citizens: 1,877thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,014thMost Patriotic: 12,023rdMost Income Equality: 12,254thLargest Populations: 14,761stTop
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Most Influential: 18,065thMost Stationary: 23,025th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 147th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204th in the regionLargest Populations: 208th in the regionMost Politically Free: 248th in the regionMost Stationary: 307th in the regionMost Income Equality: 338th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 386th in the regionMost Influential: 465th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 639th in the regionNudest: 665th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.

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