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The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria

“Nights are full of lives”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Taineizbria

Population18.523 billion

CapitalDark Holy City
LeaderAudray Holyblack
FaithCommunism

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalDark Cat

The Dark Fauzjhian Province of Taineizbria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audray Holyblack with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.523 billion Taineizbrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Holy City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Taineizbrian economy, worth a remarkable 7,991 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 431,440 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronomers are flocking to Taineizbria to take advantage of its clear night skies, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taineizbria's national animal is the Dark Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Taineizbria is ranked 304,685th in the world and 9,754th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.02 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Inclusive: 20thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20thMost Pacifist: 27thNicest Citizens: 28thHighest Food Quality: 31stHighest Average Tax Rates: 36thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thMost Developed: 45thMost Beautiful Environments: 45thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52ndLongest Average Lifespans: 54thLargest Welfare Programs: 54thLargest Governments: 55thHealthiest Citizens: 62ndBest Weather: 64thMost Cultured: 74thMost Advanced Public Transport: 75thMost Rebellious Youth: 80thMost Cheerful Citizens: 93rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 105thSafest: 112thMost Advanced Public Education: 114thMost Efficient Economies: 116thSmartest Citizens: 147thMost Subsidized Industry: 149thLeast Corrupt Governments: 162ndMost Secular: 186thHighest Poor Incomes: 200thLowest Crime Rates: 266thLargest Publishing Industry: 433rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 500thHighest Average Incomes: 719thHighest Economic Output: 1,141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,508thRudest Citizens: 1,933rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,070thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,543rdNudest: 14,775thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,462ndMost Patriotic: 17,519thMost Income Equality: 18,196thMost Influential: 22,800thMost Stationary: 27,593rdMost Politically Free: 29,272nd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionRudest Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 212th in the regionLargest Populations: 235th in the regionNudest: 305th in the regionMost Politically Free: 305th in the regionMost Stationary: 380th in the regionMost Influential: 460th in the regionMost Patriotic: 467th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 496th in the regionMost Income Equality: 570th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 681st in the regionMost Extreme: 841st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, astronomers are flocking to Taineizbria to take advantage of its clear night skies.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.
  • : Taineizbria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, edutainment video games are taking Taineizbria's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, Audray Holyblack's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
  • : Following new legislation in Taineizbria, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.

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