The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CLXV is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 3.036 billion Takkaviita CLXVians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The Takkaviita CLXVian economy, worth 148 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,781 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Takkaviita CLXV's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita CLXV is ranked 13,462^nd in the world and 1^st in Liberal Democratic Socialist Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring 88.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.