The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXII is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.308 billion Takkaviita LXIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The Takkaviita LXIIian economy, worth 251 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,390 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Takkaviita LXII's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita LXII is ranked 150,759^th in the world and 2^nd in The Crown Dependency of Hong Kong for Most Conservative, scoring 58.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.