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The Armed Republic of Tallahassee

“Please do not laugh at the capitol building.”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Florida

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Tallahassee

Population26.868 billion

Currencyorange
Animaltourist

The Armed Republic of Tallahassee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.868 billion Tallahasseeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The powerhouse Tallahasseean economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion oranges a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,462 oranges, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,494 per year while the poor average 7,816, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tallahassee's national animal is the tourist, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tallahassee is ranked 2,767th in the world and 33rd in Florida for Most Stationary, with 3,846.70587144 days.

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Most Stationary: 2,767thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,761stLargest Populations: 6,328thMost Influential: 9,613thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,750thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,578thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,274thHighest Economic Output: 25,341stLargest Publishing Industry: 25,730thHighest Crime Rates: 28,857thMost Ignorant Citizens: 29,758th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Tallahassee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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